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It's the visual novel you didn't even know you needed, based on the first commercial for the anime Free! When I started making this sim, all of our knowledge of the anime came from that thirty-second promo. We didn't know the name of the show or whether it would even become a real anime, so I took the character images from the commercial and I took the guys' names/personalities from the fandom. Know Your Meme has an excellent article on the Swimming Anime, so check that out!

Note that this isn't even close to done. Feedback is appreciated! The current plan is to just keep updating this file as I complete the game, so feel free to check back and see if that has happened. (THIS FEELS LIKE SPAMMING FOR VIEWS AND IT MAKES MY SOUL FEEL DIRTY BUT WHATEVS IT'S HOW I ROLL) I will post updates on my journal, and I will try to update at least once a week sometimes. And if you run into a bug/typo/whatever, just tell me in the comments so I can fix it!

EDIT May 16, 2013: Because late updates are better than on-time updates. You can now go on a walk! It's pretty intense, but I think you're strong enough to handle it.
EDIT May 22, 2013: You can now go on the internet inside the game that you are playing on the internet!! WHAAAAAAAAAAA
EDIT May 29, 2013: You can now tell Pimp about the MYSTERIOUS PHONE MYSTERY. You also learn his lazily-chosen first name. (Is it Clarence? Troy? Daisuke? Cosette? It could potentially be any or none of those!)
EDIT June 14, 2013: Mizu finally gets homework done in one route! Also there's like various mysteries going on. Probably too many mysteries. I like mysteries.
EDIT June 23, 2013: You can now tell Pimp about the MYSTERIOUS PHONE MYSTERY, but like differently than the first time. Also, with a little persistence, you can call the police.
EDIT July 5, 2013: Forget all this phone nonsense, you need to feed your cat! (Phone nonsense tends to follow you wherever you go, though.)
EDIT July 16, 2013: Technically updated yesterday, but there were some bugs I wanted to fix before telling anyone anything. More on the mysterious mystery of Senpai's brother, plus a romantic subplot?
EDIT August 24, 2013: Freaking finally got access to Adobe Flash again. ADOBE WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE AND JOY. Anyways, we are continuing where we left off, with the story of five derps who hide a... something... forgot the word. Birdy? Bardy? Brody? Something.
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kittycait525 Featured By Owner 20 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah this is my all time favorite thing now.
daga000 Featured By Owner 23 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
are there gonna be any updates this year?(BTW love the humor in this game, and i seriously love it so much, its like the only game in the world with that kind of humor.)
DERPIII Featured By Owner Edited 2 days ago
I'm on the Shota route. <3

Time to replay so I can get Tsun and Senpai and Pimp-kun and Slide-sama and Squirrel-sama and the others.
oniirinsama23 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New member
aren't the guys from Free!?
Catdragon666 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
Is it still being updated?
vietnham Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Click to play all Games free online for kids: Kizi - Mario Games - K7x
AnneHwa Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
Hmmhm . . . 'Pond' Nod  is indeed a weird word .. .. . If u have a coyote heart in your hands and say it repeatedly, witch happens all the time -OBVI-, if i say Pound again and again, makes me wanna jump hu-la   >w< .
              Bunny Emoji-89 (Cheer) [V5] Can't wait to push Tsun into the watheeeer La la la la  o3o . Soo muchh excitement :3 !! Keep up thee GOOD WORK <3 ! Fighting I am a dummy! .
INUPEWDS Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  New member
Inekoitplz Inekoitplz Inekoitplz Inekoitplz Inekoitplz Inekoitplz Inekoitplz Inekoitplz Inekoitplz Inekoitplz Kyouko Toshinou (Sparkle Nose Bleed) [V1] Kyouko Toshinou (Sparkle Nose Bleed) [V1] Kyouko Toshinou (Sparkle Nose Bleed) [V1] Kyouko Toshinou (Sparkle Nose Bleed) [V1] Big Fool Emoji-12 (Pervy Flirt) [V2] Big Fool Emoji-12 (Pervy Flirt) [V2] Big Fool Emoji-12 (Pervy Flirt) [V2] :iconmnrthumbsupplz: :iconmnrthumbsupplz: :iconmnrthumbsupplz: 
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TactlessUnicorn Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
THIS IS BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL ANIME! I mean I still like the anime BUT THIS IS WAY BETTER so much better THAT I USE CAPS TO REFER TO IT. ITS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL SOMEONE PAINTED A TEAR ON THE MONA LISA seriously though its been a year since your last update did you like stop? please don't stop...cause I will find you... with my mutant BEE ARMY! please tell us if you've given up so this feeling of suspense 'which is much like waiting in line for the bathroom but the person in front of you had a bad burrito and its all like should I pretend to pass out so I can pee myself? or go to the next gas station? or barge in like "YO" and pee in the sink' just so we know

anyway this story is hilarious and is probably the funniest thing I have ever read and I've seen a lot of funny stuff in my years 'reminiscence's'
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